A Fantastic Texas Rangers Team Would Have Been the Cincinnati Reds

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Fantastic Texas Rangers Team

The Cincinnati Reds are currently in the Dallas Metroplex, where they will take on the reigning World Series winners tonight in the first game of a weekend series. Due to early-season injuries, the Texas Rangers have struggled in 2024, finishing with a 13-13 record in the first half of the season.

But that’s not what I’m thinking about this Friday. Ten-gallon hats, chest hair poking through shirts, ninja kicks, and destroying villains with flare are some of the things that come to mind.

I am referring to the actual Texas Rangers.

Here’s an incomplete list of current and previous Cincinnati Reds who would have made fantastic Texas Rangers; we do this every Friday in these parts.

• Glenn Braggs
• Adam Dunn
• LeCure, Sam
• Jonny Gomes
• Eric Davis
• Myers, Randy
• Sanders Reggie
• Santiago Benito
• Wrona Rick
• Scott Scudder

• Homer Bailey
• Billy Hamilton
• Travis Wood
• Trevor Hoffman
• Curt Walker
• Duane Walker
• Gee Walker
• Harry Walker
• Hub Walker
• Mysterious Walker
• Tom Walker
• Todd Walker
• Tyler Mahle
• Elly De La Cruz

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